When you are late for something and you try to hurry up, why does time pass by so much more quickly, even though the song that's playing slows down?
On a test, when you're the first one done, why would you check your answers over and over again till the next person gets up?
When one person you know is preggers, why are there four more people that follow suit right afterwards?
When you upgrade your communication, why does everyone seem to care about your life, and not only through a single medium of communication?
When one aspect of life is going good, why is it that by some greater coincidence that something bad happens that needs to be fixed?
When in a relationship, why do the sexy females always want to start hitting on you?
Facebook has always been a place for stalkers, why is it when they change the interface people just start noticing this fact, and start feeling like a stalker all over again?
If strippers are supporting their way through college, why do I have to go a dark lit nasty bar to pay for "community titty", when there's fraternaties full of them that I can still throw dollars at so they can pay off their debts?
Why is it so easy to fail, but hard to get back to the average?
Why are only the minorities allowed to call each other dirogitory names?
If I don't know if anyone read this blog, why do I blog?
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