Totally Stylin Tattoos Barbie.....What will they come up with next?

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while, "Totally Stylin Tattoos Barbie". Really, what are we bringing out to little girls? It's bad enough that most high school students can easily get tattoos for no reason; now we can say 'YES' to tattoos on small children, might as well lower the age to 10 for tattoos. Your little girl will love that butterfly on her shoulder forever. Mattel should at least name this Barbie appropriately 'Tramp Stamp Barbie'. This isn't a huge step up from the generic ideal female model (supposedly), but it leads to other possibilities and that's where people have problems.
What's next?
Can there be a 'Pretty Preggers Barbie', with a large stomach, swelling tits, and in nine months a new baby doll can be purchased to crawl out of the 'Pretty Preggers Barbie'? Or maybe a 'Divorced Barbie', she costs $300,000 and comes with half of Ken's stuff. Then to complete the set you need to get the 'Broken-Down Ken', and he comes with a drink and a strip club. I don't know what Mattel was thinking with their new Barbie, but it's not the greatest thing to put out to small children.

Life is like a Strip Club?........

Yes life is like a strip club in quite a few ways......my friend told me this, but she had no just reasons for the fact......so........here are some of mine after consideration.....

Life is like a strip club in the fact as you lower your boundaries mentally to show who you are, it's like taking off the clothes of your personality - though you aren't taking them off physically, so it might not be as sexy, but can always be equally if not more disturbing.
Life is like a strip club in that people will be gawking at you judging your movements whether it be your parents, teacher, boss, or the public itself, and if you become famous, the ones watching your steps are the ones throwing money at you.
Life is like a strip club in that things that happen within the darkness stay there, snorting coke, passin' the dutch, etc. is all done within a strip club, but where no one looks - besides come on who doesn't want to be under the influence and see some titties that don't belong to them?

So here's a little bit of how life is like a strip club, I'm sure there are more, but they just haven't caught on yet...