Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!!!!

It is the day of celebration of when Jesus rose from the dead.  This is known to many as Easter, but it is also known as Zombie Jesus Day, because Jesus rose from the dead.  Easter Sunday is always held two days after Good Friday and three days after Maundy Thursday, because it follows along the path of when Jesus died and was reborn (as a zombie) to walk out of his tomb miracuously.  To the die-hards of the Christian faith, Easter ends Lents and lasts forty to fifty days - depends who you argue with.  Now what I fail to understand is how you go from death and rebirth to a bunny that hides feminine colored eggs.

Easter was once simply a holiday to feast, as all great holidays start off - another Thanksgiving with a fancy name.  But soon it had its own mascot, Eostre, a goddess named after a month from the Germanic calendar.........no copy rights in the 8-900s.  Some where along the line, Easter's mascot became associated with hares and eggs.  Now how it does and why, I have not a clue, but even further down Eostre the Easter mascot changed into the Easter Bunny a half-naked white rabbit that scares young children and hides eggs.  Now Easter has become the day to go to church with your family, hunt for colored eggs that a rabbit stole and stashed away from you, then a feast.

My Thoughts on Easter (if they haven't already been put in):

Basically the candy companies have taken over Easter.  From Peeps, to candy Easter eggs, to the chocolate rabbits the candy franchises have cashed in every year.  The eggs just became a past time for people to do since Easter was a boring and kind of creepy holiday.  Come on, a holiday about the zombification of your savior, that could creep out many small children and some adults.  Some how the farmers who produce eggs said, "birth, re-birth: close enough," and brought eggs into the Easter equation.  At the same time, the mascot changed itself to a white rabbit that sits half-naked in it's throne in the mall. The only reason I can see the Easter bunny needing to be white, though I have ideas for changing that, is that if the Easter Bunny was brown or black the Easter Bunny would fit the stereotypes by stealing the rich white boy's eggs and stashing near by to come pick them up again.  Then Easter wouldn't be so innocent.  Then again, the Easter Bunny sitting in the malls is pretty menacing, scares many young kids, especially babies, being that it's probably the first costumed character without any pants on.  

Well Happy Easter or Happy Zombie Jesus Day which ever you prefer.

Thoughts from Word of Mouth

As of late the thoughts of Dillard High in the public view came to light for me.  For most people, Dillard is this high school with all these problems and is trouble.  In reality, Dillard High is like every other high school, except it's historically black, and black people have no regard for the rules.....WHAT??  The other private schools are just as bad, if not worse, only they don't have cameras from 7 NEWS to watch them 24-7.

So the other day I told one of my fellow students at BC that I also attend Dillard.  His face was priceless with a "Oh shit!"  The next time was tonight.  Some chick from Nova had the nerve to say that she was glad that I was going to UF, because it must have been hard to get into UF.  To tell the truth, UF was a school that I sufficed to go to.......hopfully no one is too offended by that.  But overall to think that students from one school can't go to a school that's not one of the top 20 schools, please, every school has that kind of chance.

Truth of Track

*Warning* If you have any problems with racism, this post is not for you. This is to make fun of human history as to observations made in everyday life; thus, it is all conjecture, so don't get mad, be glad of the differences.....they make the world turn. Any connections made within this post are most likely false, but fun to make especially if you are any race except white, because you shall be punished for your a**hole ancestors.......Enjoy.


The truth of the track is one that many people know: in fast races,
the black person will win; in longer races the white one has it. Why is this? There have been many jokes brought about the reasoning behind it, such as heredity, environment, or hell of a lot of training, but I believe these are only small parts of a whole to effect the races. My take on things is that the races predict the race's outcome.
My reasoning behind this is to see how people react to certain events. White people don't jump at gun shots, well at least not as much as blacks do. Why? I believe past events of history are a direct cause: White people owned slaves -> slaves ran away -> white people chased the slaves with guns, and shot at them. Based on this flow of events, blacks are more jumpy to shots fired, as in the past their bodies are programmed to move to it, as they are at the business end of the barrel. Whereas, white people have always been the trigger of the shots; thus, they are more comfortable with fired shots, as they are not being shot at, so they don't move so quickly to fired shots. This is worsen as white people go on hunting trips, desensitizing them to gun shots.
If you go further back into the history of whites and blacks before they met and one enslaved the other, whites typically were the servants of lazier white leaders; and the black tribesmen would go hunting, whether they be young, old, or in between, they were bred to moved quickly. Even in the establishing of the United States, the white people traveled the country side, giving them the advantage to have the endurance for longer races on the track, whereas blacks have always counted upon foot speed to be quick.
In the end, white people continue to prove their worth in the long haul, but anything short the black man will out move them simply.