Showing posts with label weird fascinations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weird fascinations. Show all posts

Monday, March 23, 2009

Wood Finish on Shoes?

Monday, March 23, 2009 0


I have no idea what Nike was thinking with these. I'm not talking about the actual style of the shoe (though it's not that appealing), I'm speaking of the wood finish on the bottom of the shoe. WTF!? It makes you look like you're wearing a desk on your feet. You would have to wear some wooden pants and shirt to match at all. The wood finish is simply a disgrace......unless you were a carpenter, then you could wear these with authority because you're covered in saw-dust. My opinion towards these is that they are a disgrace, you would have to have some major confidence to pull these off, or some wood finish clothes, to make you a walking dresser or drawer. But salute to the carpenters, you have a Nike shoe for you.
If you really want wooden shoes you can go to Sweden, and clog with them while you're at it.


..........................................................................................................

Stumble Upon Toolbar

Spin the Bottle...


Spin the bottle, a traditional pass time by many cultures, but is it more dangerous today than it was twenties years ago when our parents were going at this pass time? 

Nowadays, people have diseases, cutsbleeding, sores oozing, just disgusting things.  This could be the age where playing spin the bottle could be like Russian Roulette.  With the disease infestant people around the circle, you might have to kiss a partner that is ridden with VD, granting a long term sickness, that you most likely wont recover from.  
Other comparisons of spin the bottle and Russian Roulette :
  • You can play stacked, where there's more than one way to die.  More than 1 bullet, or a semi-automatic gun.  Everyone in the circle has something to offer to the others.
  • You can cheat, make sure you won't lose.  Empty the gun.  Position yourself away from the bottle every time it slows your way.
  • Winner take all. If you play a couple rounds of Russian Roulette and your the last man standing.  If you spread disease to everyone, or don't get hit with the chance of death at all.

Stumble Upon Toolbar

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Fun w/ M@+H

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 0

Just something that was funny on YoouTube and elsewhere on the Internet.


1. For a man to keep a woman, it requires time and money.
Women = Time x Money

2. Time is money. (Time = Money)
Women = Money x Money
Women = Money^2

3. Money is the root of all problems. (Money = (Problems)^1/2) - gotta get a pic of this equation
Women = ((Evil)^1/2)^2
Women = Evil

With simple Algebra, we can conclude that women are evil.  

Stumble Upon Toolbar

Thursday, March 5, 2009

New Social Netwrok Trend.......And It's Annoying

Thursday, March 5, 2009 0




I'm not sure about most people, but I've been tagged so many times off of these stupid little guys, and their impostors. On Facebook, these Mr.Men run rampant in people's images, along with a very very very very long stream of spam conversation that most likely will have nothing to do with you, unless you uploaded and tagged everyone. Don't get me wrong they are little cute creatures to make fun of your friends, it's simply when someone tags all their friends to it, and my email goes to 157 unread of crap from a social network that means nothing to me. For now that's all because I'm lazy with senioritis....etc.

Stumble Upon Toolbar

Totally Stylin Tattoos Barbie.....What will they come up with next?


This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while, "Totally Stylin Tattoos Barbie". Really, what are we bringing out to little girls? It's bad enough that most high school students can easily get tattoos for no reason; now we can say 'YES' to tattoos on small children, might as well lower the age to 10 for tattoos. Your little girl will love that butterfly on her shoulder forever. Mattel should at least name this Barbie appropriately 'Tramp Stamp Barbie'. This isn't a huge step up from the generic ideal female model (supposedly), but it leads to other possibilities and that's where people have problems.
What's next?
Can there be a 'Pretty Preggers Barbie', with a large stomach, swelling tits, and in nine months a new baby doll can be purchased to crawl out of the 'Pretty Preggers Barbie'? Or maybe a 'Divorced Barbie', she costs $300,000 and comes with half of Ken's stuff. Then to complete the set you need to get the 'Broken-Down Ken', and he comes with a drink and a strip club. I don't know what Mattel was thinking with their new Barbie, but it's not the greatest thing to put out to small children.

Stumble Upon Toolbar

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

The Winnebago

Wednesday, March 4, 2009 1

There are many stories about the winnebago, and speculations.  Over the last couple months I've noticed a connection between weird fascinations, winnebagos, and old people getting older.  As men approach their 30s they reach their mid-life crisis and want a fast car to feel young, but as they grow into their 50s and afterwards, they desire something more spacious and home-y.  Old men growing older want to bring their homes with them, and a winnebago is the best way to do it.  This way, I'm guessing, they can always be close to home, but can have the chance to travel which they lost the chance to earlier in their life.  It's not only men though, but old ladies as well.  they like the chance to cook as they make way along the road, again I'm guessing - as there were no interviews, just word of mouth from quite a few old folks.  That's about all I have, so add some thoughts.

Stumble Upon Toolbar
 
Desolate Civilization ◄Design by Pocket, BlogBulk Blogger Templates