Showing posts with label tattoos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tattoos. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

To Commit

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 0


Committing, what does it mean to you? Usually when I hear of commitment I think of marriage. Yet there are many different way to commit. You commit when you get a tattoo, unless you want to get laser removal which supposedly hurts like hell, takes many sessions, and could possibly give cancer (remember this is all speculation I'm too lazy to do actual research). You commit to finishing a project, where marriage would fit listening to many married couples, and watching lots of television. You commit a crime, go ahead and commit a crime the judge will explain all your crimes as "committing" this and "committing" that, to each certain degree.
Committing could be a good thing, like committing to your wife b y not cheating on her. It can also be bad by committing to a lie and not telling your wife about the other woman (or women if you're really bad). You can commit to a diet and possibly become more healthy (depending on the diet - "Supersize Me"). You can commit to you're adrenaline and possibly kill yourself. You can be committed to be drug-free, or committed to smoking every 4-20. You can be committed to having a kid, or to using a condom to - attempt to - prevent having a kid.
However you commit, it could be good or bad given your take on life. No matter how your life goes commitment is everywhere and you will run into at some point or another (not strictly talking of relationships). But if you're unhappy break the commitment (strictly talking of relationships). So have fun with those commitments.

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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Totally Stylin Tattoos Barbie.....What will they come up with next?

Thursday, March 5, 2009 0


This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while, "Totally Stylin Tattoos Barbie". Really, what are we bringing out to little girls? It's bad enough that most high school students can easily get tattoos for no reason; now we can say 'YES' to tattoos on small children, might as well lower the age to 10 for tattoos. Your little girl will love that butterfly on her shoulder forever. Mattel should at least name this Barbie appropriately 'Tramp Stamp Barbie'. This isn't a huge step up from the generic ideal female model (supposedly), but it leads to other possibilities and that's where people have problems.
What's next?
Can there be a 'Pretty Preggers Barbie', with a large stomach, swelling tits, and in nine months a new baby doll can be purchased to crawl out of the 'Pretty Preggers Barbie'? Or maybe a 'Divorced Barbie', she costs $300,000 and comes with half of Ken's stuff. Then to complete the set you need to get the 'Broken-Down Ken', and he comes with a drink and a strip club. I don't know what Mattel was thinking with their new Barbie, but it's not the greatest thing to put out to small children.

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