Showing posts with label Father Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Father Christmas. Show all posts

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Elf uprising against Santa Claus?

Thursday, December 18, 2008 0

In my last post I put thoughts of Santa Claus being a slave master over his elves, but I didn't go into much detail besides mentioning it. So now it gets it's own post.
If Father Christmas is a slave owner over his elves then he isn't much of a saint now is he? The thought of it may cause laughter in some, but the issue is very serious. The moral we are teaching children of it's o.k. to enslave a society of people that are shorter than you, can withstand extreme temperatures, and have the diligence of Jamaican fingers; that moral isn't right, even the weird short people should be able to free, not kept only to Kris Kringle!
The movies have always shown what people want to believe of Santa's little workers: joyous, happy, excited to build toys for the children of the world, but I see the truth in it all... Santa keeps them enslaved to build toys for who he thinks are the good little boys and girls, which continues into a worse quality of dictatorship! and communism!
The big man has to have a red suit to keep the blood stains from showing, not because of some magical representation. The man in the blood stained suit is a slave owner, dictator, and communist, why should we all support him?
So I ask everyone to fight against Santa and his slavery of the elves, and if you are one of his slaves that just happened to escape to the internet for help and you found this post, comment a reply for help and we, the people in the real world will help in any way imaginable....

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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Ol' Saint Nick

Tuesday, December 16, 2008 0

There have been many tales of jolly ol' Santa Claus, but why did he become such a grand craze throughout the world? Santa Claus has been throughout the years a social icon, but did he climb through the ranks by ways of advertisement? sexual stigma? blackmail? or has the folklore behind him carried him through his years?

Some history on Santa Claus so you can know what I know and my point becomes clear.....
Santa History Santa History 2


From the sources given it seems pretty clear that folklore brought Kris Kringle some ways, but until about the 19th century when Americans brought capitalism a new outlook on advertising. Since then, there have been many songs, poems, and spin-off stories of the "jolly old elf". But is that why he stays alive in today's society?
Businesses use Father Christmas to bring along young blood to buy their products, and make it more irresistible by lowering prices, but does that drive the legend of the big man in the red suit? Parents take advantage of a child's behavior by black-mailing them that Santa won't come bring them presents for Christmas should they not behave - which gives them peace from Black Friday till December 26th. The sexiness factor of the man in the red suit is evident from such songs as "Santa Baby" and "I saw Mommy Kissing Santa".
I find Santa lives through such means, especially the black-mail of against little out-of-control kids. The tales created about Kris Kringle have simply been for entertainment purposes, as well as to make money.... But Santa Claus to me has many, many forms - from the sensual, "Come sit on Santa's lap", to the magical flying reindeer that stir sales at stores.

This is my basic outline of Santa Clauses

  • Folklore of generous saint
  • Advertisement to promote sales
  • Black-mail to control "out-of-control" children (and so the parents have some sanity)
  • Sex icon (Enzyme commercials & some suggestive songs)
  • Entertainment
  • Slave master (the only accepted form of slavery today)

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