Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Night the V-cards are Given Away

Thursday, May 21, 2009 0


Prom is supposed to be that magical party night where it is very easy to have a female's dress get lifted up. There are a sequence of events to lead to the next morning, but those vary between schools. The results are similar across the board, from true stories to the movies, getting lucky (in terms of the teenage virgin mindset). Most people view prom as a guaranteed night of having sex.

No one really cares for the origin of prom - simply because it reminds people of the British ******** that pressured our American colonies - but those looking to get laid always look forward to it.  For most, if you have a date, you and them will end up together at the end of the night.  Hopefully, not stuck together at the end of the year for another reason, ie. preggers.
As traditions go through high school, there is now "Grad Bash" then prom.  Where Grad Bash is the prequel of prom for everyone to see how loose people will get during prom.  If you are lucky, prom gets even worse...depending on the side of the glass you peer from.  But for the chaperones, prom can turn ugly, though that usually happens the next day, when you wake up next to "Coyote Ugly."
But for the night of, everyone looks nice, and hopefully it is a good time for all.  Except the nerds who decide to play WoW or go to Japanese festivals.
Prom has many ideas, other than sex, entailed within it, such as after parties.  Though each brings about the end result anyways.

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Saturday, April 25, 2009

Freud....How He Rules the World, Still

Saturday, April 25, 2009 0

Freud is the first official psychologist, and actually delved within the mind. What he dealt with most was the repressed thoughts and emotions to cause problems psychological problems. Most of which was sex ruled the mind, and we are all little horndogs running around the world tying to act as if we have any sense of chastity. But now as the days are changing, we are embracing our sexuality, hell now little kids show deal with sexual actions, and my younger brother, aged six years, even claims females as his girlfriends. So instead of our ego pushing against our ids, it is allowing the id to beat the superego in decision making. Or is it that our superego is simply changing with the times, as we see boobs and box (term from Asher Roth and it works well) on the idiot box more often are we desensitizing ourselves as a culture to become more sexual? Or could Freud be controlling us from the grave to prove a point. But then it would be proving him wrong, since there's more open sex as well as more people with psychological problems. So from the movies to magazines sex is everywhere, and Freud called it - sex is on everyone's mind....somewhere. Even some people say that the internet was invented for porn (hopefully the link works), though it wasn't created for such, it certainly is used as such. Look at the new Google Chrome browser it has an incognito window so that your tracks cannot be traced, perfect for the horndog inside.

After so many days of trying to complete this post, I have lost all train of thought and will leave it to be incompleted....and if you want to grade me give me that "i" as on high school transcripts, I don't have a problem with that for this subject as long as you know Freud still reigns the world....

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Monday, April 13, 2009

The Aroma of Va-Ja-Ja

Monday, April 13, 2009 0



What I have noticed through my adventures of being single, and beiong in a relationship and back again is that more females are attracted to you when you are dating someone.  I want to get to the bottom of why?  Yes, I have posted before posing this question, now I have a proposed answer.  Of course my thoughts are both Fruedian driven, and is incorrectly backed by Darwinism.  

It is already known that scents can help cause sexual attraction,  and if you don't believe me trust some scholars, K. Grammer, B. Fink, N. Neave, R. Thornhill, and there are some others (don't feel like bithering through Google Scholar).  But which sent is the culprit?  The scholars call it the pheromone, but I think it is something else.  I blame it on the smell of the female reproductive organ.
I think there is an aroma that is emitted from the lower region of a female, and not one that stinks like the toilet, that stains a male's clothes for (excuse the language) hoes to pick up on.  When you are single, count the number of females that flirt with you.  Then get into a relationship, and count the women who hit on you.  You'll end up with a skewed distribution, with the relationship hits much higher. 
Some how, against all odds, when your one and only is in deep passion for you, she leaves a scented mark of likeable for others to track you down.  This would explain why males would take advantage of this.  If you are being bombarded by so much temptation, that your girlfriend marked you with, why fight it?  Just join in.  The smart man plays with the hand he is delt, and females set their man up for failure.  Sure one could say he is being tested to see whether he is a upstanding mate for his woman, but of course, as I'm going to vouch for my guys, the women are out to get us.  They are diabolical creatures.  Whether testing or tempting, each has a key part to take the man down.
The aroma of the women's trade mark is very powerful; men: beware of this aroma when you have become a boyfriend, women: you are horrible for setting men up for failure with your secret aroma.

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Sunday, April 5, 2009

Cannot Decide....(2/365)

Sunday, April 5, 2009 0

Today was a worth while overall fun day, with three interesting pictures to show for it.



To start off, this is what I awoke to.  It is just one of those feelings of refreshed and ready to move.  Kind of strange being that I woke up at closer to 10:30 this morning.  Even better I woke up to go eat cereal and watch some cartoons with my little brother.



The main enjoyment of today was the beach, plain and simple.  Of course with my mother the camera is always out.  So why not take one of the many and put it through Photoshop?  That's exactly what I did, it was a simple go round, but the turn out is cool regardless.




The last picture was taken while coming home from the beach.  Normally we wouldn't pass by this building, but the beach was packed today and we headed south.  At least, a funny picture came out of it.  G's Place, you can take this in many diferent views :
  1. A place where G's hang out
  2. People whose last name starts with the letter G
  3. People whose first name starts with the letter G
  4. Where the G-spot is
So today was a good day for this Project 365 to continue.  Hopfully tomorrow will be as generous.

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Saturday, March 28, 2009

Sports and Sex......There is a Connection

Saturday, March 28, 2009 0

As I was watching the World Cup Qualifier match between El Savlvador and the U.S., the annoucner - who was not Mexican because I was watching it on ESPN and not Telemundo - stated, "This is what the U.S. team needed to do in the first 20-30 minutes of the game: penetrate with energy.  To get in a nd move the ball."  Now being the person I am, I couldn't help but think of how sexually oriented that sounded.  "Penetrate with energy"......just something every guy wants to do, why just penetrate?  By the time he hits that point he'll have plenty of energy - unless he's really old, and needs his blue diamond.

Pondering about this some more, all sports have some type of sexual personae to them.  In almost all sports, there is some type of penetration: wrestling, boxing, MMA all have to penetrate the opponents space; baseball has penetration of the strike zone; soccer, basketball, and football have penetration of the defense to the other end of the field or court.  There's also the connotation of catching balls, blocking balls, and saving balls.
Don't hold most known sports to be the only sexual connections: golf has a person hold a long club to control; hockey has the bigger guys smash into the smaller ones (some what like jail in the movies); rugby puts other players on their shoulders to catch the ball; polo has the player riding a horse to hit a ball with a woden stick.  So many sports have a sexual connections hidden within them, not purposely, but they are there none the less.  Enjoy.

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Monday, March 23, 2009

Spin the Bottle...

Monday, March 23, 2009 0


Spin the bottle, a traditional pass time by many cultures, but is it more dangerous today than it was twenties years ago when our parents were going at this pass time? 

Nowadays, people have diseases, cutsbleeding, sores oozing, just disgusting things.  This could be the age where playing spin the bottle could be like Russian Roulette.  With the disease infestant people around the circle, you might have to kiss a partner that is ridden with VD, granting a long term sickness, that you most likely wont recover from.  
Other comparisons of spin the bottle and Russian Roulette :
  • You can play stacked, where there's more than one way to die.  More than 1 bullet, or a semi-automatic gun.  Everyone in the circle has something to offer to the others.
  • You can cheat, make sure you won't lose.  Empty the gun.  Position yourself away from the bottle every time it slows your way.
  • Winner take all. If you play a couple rounds of Russian Roulette and your the last man standing.  If you spread disease to everyone, or don't get hit with the chance of death at all.

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Monday, March 16, 2009

Just Plain Weird

Monday, March 16, 2009 0

How do you feel when someone tells you about a traumatic experience?  Is there sympathy?  What about hearing about a rape?  Whether on the television, or when someone tells me outright, I just don't feel right knowing about it.  I don't feel like it's my place to know that much about a person - it's worse when a person speaks about it openly, and care free.  I have no sympathy, because I could never put myself in that place.  I have no sympathy, because it's just a foreign activity that's heard on the news and told in stories.

The bold move of displaying a full out rape on the big screen was done by the movie "The Last House on the Left", which has recently came out.  Watching this, one is supposed to feel emotions.  Sympathy for the young girl, and disgust for the killer who rapes her.  Yet I felt nothing, it was still foreign.  Rape is serious, and it's just something I'll probably never be in touch with (most likely a good thing).  Normally I find the good and some what disturbing (funny) view of things, but this is one topic where there is none.
Not sure why this topic came up exactly, but felt the need for it to be out there....................................................

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Sex in the middle of class!?

Wednesday, December 10, 2008 0

Recently it has come to my attention the fact of sex in the middle of class. I have always known of some people's life decisions and doin' the nasty during school, even on school grounds, but DAMN! Are you really that incapable of controlling yourself that you have to have sexual contact during class while the teacher is teaching!? There have been many middle school incidents in the past starting from before the millennium, and the bracelets to show off how slutty you are will always be in style to the prepubescent students.
I'm not gonna lie, some things in middle school I did partake in, but nothing to extreme measures of whipping things out for another (I tried to have at least some respect- for myself). Students are being expelled because their lack of regard towards decency within an institution of education, even if it is only sexual contact that's still wrong..............or possibly my morals are too strict.................but I think not.

Some links of older stories - from teachers and students, to students in the classroom

http://www.click2houston.com/news/14284329/detail.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1203041lafave1.html
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/article862187.ece
http://www.gossipboulevard.com/2008/03/14/middle-school-teacher-stephanie-marie-ragusa-charged-for-sex-with-14-year-old-student/3136/
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/mostpopular/news-article.aspx?storyid=77513&provider=top
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/education/stories/DN-sunnyvale_17met.ART0.North.Edition1.4ddd88c.html
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.music.michael-jackson/browse_thread/thread/3797524ae971091a
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/18235548/detail.html?rss=atl&psp=news#-

If you actually checked out the links provided: I was wondering if sex scandals within the school system mainly happen if Florida and Texas????? Or is it that these states only put out the information of their horny teens????

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