Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts

Saturday, April 25, 2009

it must be stated

Saturday, April 25, 2009 0


COMCAST IS FAIL.
Within the past week I have come to become very pissed off with their service, and how only one person can help you......well only one person is ALLOWED to help you.  WTF is that?  It tooka week, almost 20 calls to Comcast, a service truck to come to my house, a trip out to the Comcast Local Office, and a couple more calls to Comcast before this was resolved.  If any commercial of Comcast says that they have reliable customer service, it's a damn lie.  Most of the people in their tech. department don't know the first thing about technology of today.  So here's to Comcast and all the crap that they put me through while not being connected for a week, and attempting to get back on track.

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Monday, April 13, 2009

The Aroma of Va-Ja-Ja

Monday, April 13, 2009 0



What I have noticed through my adventures of being single, and beiong in a relationship and back again is that more females are attracted to you when you are dating someone.  I want to get to the bottom of why?  Yes, I have posted before posing this question, now I have a proposed answer.  Of course my thoughts are both Fruedian driven, and is incorrectly backed by Darwinism.  

It is already known that scents can help cause sexual attraction,  and if you don't believe me trust some scholars, K. Grammer, B. Fink, N. Neave, R. Thornhill, and there are some others (don't feel like bithering through Google Scholar).  But which sent is the culprit?  The scholars call it the pheromone, but I think it is something else.  I blame it on the smell of the female reproductive organ.
I think there is an aroma that is emitted from the lower region of a female, and not one that stinks like the toilet, that stains a male's clothes for (excuse the language) hoes to pick up on.  When you are single, count the number of females that flirt with you.  Then get into a relationship, and count the women who hit on you.  You'll end up with a skewed distribution, with the relationship hits much higher. 
Some how, against all odds, when your one and only is in deep passion for you, she leaves a scented mark of likeable for others to track you down.  This would explain why males would take advantage of this.  If you are being bombarded by so much temptation, that your girlfriend marked you with, why fight it?  Just join in.  The smart man plays with the hand he is delt, and females set their man up for failure.  Sure one could say he is being tested to see whether he is a upstanding mate for his woman, but of course, as I'm going to vouch for my guys, the women are out to get us.  They are diabolical creatures.  Whether testing or tempting, each has a key part to take the man down.
The aroma of the women's trade mark is very powerful; men: beware of this aroma when you have become a boyfriend, women: you are horrible for setting men up for failure with your secret aroma.

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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Project 365 (4/365)..........Heat Game

Wednesday, April 8, 2009 0

Well tonight I watch Heat and Hornets play at the American Airlines Arena.  Since I support both teams, I decided to root for the home team.  Unfortunately we lost, 93-87 in overtime, but I did get pictures for today.


This is just a funny picture.  My brother is not only looking like he's picking my nose, but he actually is trying to pick my nose.  So that's the result, a giant foam finger placed in my face for a pict
ure.  This is during half-time at the arena, for those who may be skeptical.










The next picture is of the jump ball at the beginning of over-time.  I tried and failed at the opening of the game, so I settled for the next best thing.  If you're w
ith me, you can say that's it's even more important cause it's overtime, and not the beginning.  "It's not you're entrance, but ytou're exit that everyone remembers," forgot who said it, but ti's true.


Well this is how the Heat left their arena tonight.  Losing the game by six in over-time.  Well at least good-job Hornets.

Favorite part of the game would most definately be when O'Neal smacked the ball straight out of the direction of the hoop onto the backboard, wish I got a picture of that. (Probably be able to find tomorrow online....)

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Monday, April 6, 2009

Project 365 (3/365) Boredom in Class

Monday, April 6, 2009 0

Today was a working day, therefore I give this photo.  Yes, it's very boring, it's supposed to be.  More than I hate this English class beyond belief (teacher is the reason, not the fact of understanding or the students), it shows what we do in class - sit and listen to nonsense.  There's no reason for a group of almost 20 people to sit in room for 3 hours to listen to a man babble the same thing he did on the first day of class - nothing.  Not to doubt the old man's abilities or anything, it's only that his attitude towards the class is positive in a negative way.  I honestly don't like the man or his teaching style, I become annoyed quite easily.  So I sit there and play on my iPhone in front of him, and that's my 3 hour class, keeping up with my social networks, and solitaire.  At the least, I'm taking the class for free and for granted I feel it's an easy A to get credit for.  Well there's my boring picture for today, hopfully tomorrow will be better - going to the beach =D.........

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Monday, March 23, 2009

Wood Finish on Shoes?

Monday, March 23, 2009 0


I have no idea what Nike was thinking with these. I'm not talking about the actual style of the shoe (though it's not that appealing), I'm speaking of the wood finish on the bottom of the shoe. WTF!? It makes you look like you're wearing a desk on your feet. You would have to wear some wooden pants and shirt to match at all. The wood finish is simply a disgrace......unless you were a carpenter, then you could wear these with authority because you're covered in saw-dust. My opinion towards these is that they are a disgrace, you would have to have some major confidence to pull these off, or some wood finish clothes, to make you a walking dresser or drawer. But salute to the carpenters, you have a Nike shoe for you.
If you really want wooden shoes you can go to Sweden, and clog with them while you're at it.


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