Project 365 (13/365) Don't Understand People

Well, today was a day without any pills, except Advil, but they don't count cause they don't work for pain at all.  I got a new prescription today, with another brand of generics that suck even worse than the first generics I had before.  My arm was throbbing an hour and a half after taking the pills.  Another thing is why would you give me something that I don't need?  The prescription is very little dose of pain killer, and very high dose of anti-inflammatory.  My arm has gone down, why do I still need the anit-inflammatory? The docs and pharmicists must know something about pain killers I don't, cause I'm not understanding why I need most of my pill to be a useless piece that helps kill my liver.  Whatever is gonna happen will happen, can't turn things one way or the other at this point except wait for it to heal.  Which sucks causes at the moment I'm in so much pain....D< enough to make an emicon.  Hopfully I feel a bit better tomorrow so I can come up with a creative picture and story to boot, cause lately these have been rants and me ********.

Bad Day...Project 365 (12/365)

Today all the pain killers are gone.  I have been in some hell of a lot of pain that Advil just doesn't quell.  I really hate my shoulder, it's made a day that could've been standable into me being a straight *******, which I didn't want.  So overall, my day was bad, the morning wasn't so bad, it was from about 11 onward.  Couldn't stand anything from that point on.  Really hoping tomorrow is better.

The Aroma of Va-Ja-Ja

What I have noticed through my adventures of being single, and beiong in a relationship and back again is that more females are attracted to you when you are dating someone.  I want to get to the bottom of why?  Yes, I have posted before posing this question, now I have a proposed answer.  Of course my thoughts are both Fruedian driven, and is incorrectly backed by Darwinism.  

It is already known that scents can help cause sexual attraction,  and if you don't believe me trust some scholars, K. Grammer, B. Fink, N. Neave, R. Thornhill, and there are some others (don't feel like bithering through Google Scholar).  But which sent is the culprit?  The scholars call it the pheromone, but I think it is something else.  I blame it on the smell of the female reproductive organ.

I think there is an aroma that is emitted from the lower region of a female, and not one that stinks like the toilet, that stains a male's clothes for (excuse the language) hoes to pick up on.  When you are single, count the number of females that flirt with you.  Then get into a relationship, and count the women who hit on you.  You'll end up with a skewed distribution, with the relationship hits much higher. 

Some how, against all odds, when your one and only is in deep passion for you, she leaves a scented mark of likeable for others to track you down.  This would explain why males would take advantage of this.  If you are being bombarded by so much temptation, that your girlfriend marked you with, why fight it?  Just join in.  The smart man plays with the hand he is delt, and females set their man up for failure.  Sure one could say he is being tested to see whether he is a upstanding mate for his woman, but of course, as I'm going to vouch for my guys, the women are out to get us.  They are diabolical creatures.  Whether testing or tempting, each has a key part to take the man down.

The aroma of the women's trade mark is very powerful; men: beware of this aroma when you have become a boyfriend, women: you are horrible for setting men up for failure with your secret aroma.

Inspiraion from the Amazon La'Shondra

So my friend sent me a text message joke that becomes a virus from phone to phone.  Anyways here's the joke:

A boy catches his dad doing [having sex] his mom.  His dad notices the boy and winks at him, then continues.  The next day the dad catches the boy doing [having sex] the boy's grandmother.  The boy turns and says, "Not so funny when it's your mom, huh?"

End joke.

So my friend and I begin talking anout what we would do in this situation, she would probably end up becoming a stripper to give her father a meesage, "You ****** up raising me."  I figured I would follow suit with the sjoke a little more, and jizz on his favorite possession.  As gross as it sounds you can use a similar witty saying as in the joke, "It's not so funny when it's all over something you love."  Sure your dad would be pissy for a little bit, but he'll think about winking to you.  Another consequence would be that he might not shake your hand either (this goes for both sexes). 

Crazy Dentist

Today, I went for a simple cleaning of my teeth from the professionals.  Within the process of the cleaning, the dentist's assistant takes out the poking thingy (I do not care for the technical term) and started scraping at my teeth.  Okay, no problem, she's getting some particles from the ridges in my teeth.  Then it becomes a problem when she feels the need to dig in between the teeth and gums, pull forcibly up to attempt to uproot my teeth.  Fortunately, she finished quickly with that nonsense.  Only to have another assistant to come try to rip my teeth out.  This lady was fastidious about too, wouldn't give up either, I was stuck there for a good ten minutes with her tearing away at my gums.

Finally they have me chomp down on the flouride (makes me think that my teeth might glow in the dark haha), so I figure they're done with the attack on my teeth.  Next, I sit with the guy who gets paid the big bucks, and he checks my x-rays of my mouth.  He counts my teeth.  Then, follows suit of his assistants and prys at my teeth!!!!  And you wonder why people don't like the dentist, they don't want to save the teeth in your mouth, they want to collect them out of your mouth.

Wood Finish on Shoes?

I have no idea what Nike was thinking with these. I'm not talking about the actual style of the shoe (though it's not that appealing), I'm speaking of the wood finish on the bottom of the shoe. WTF!? It makes you look like you're wearing a desk on your feet. You would have to wear some wooden pants and shirt to match at all. The wood finish is simply a disgrace......unless you were a carpenter, then you could wear these with authority because you're covered in saw-dust. My opinion towards these is that they are a disgrace, you would have to have some major confidence to pull these off, or some wood finish clothes, to make you a walking dresser or drawer. But salute to the carpenters, you have a Nike shoe for you.
If you really want wooden shoes you can go to Sweden, and clog with them while you're at it.

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Fun w/ M@+H

Just something that was funny on YoouTube and elsewhere on the Internet.

1. For a man to keep a woman, it requires time and money.

Women = Time x Money

2. Time is money. (Time = Money)

Women = Money x Money

Women = Money^2

3. Money is the root of all problems. (Money = (Problems)^1/2) - gotta get a pic of this equation

Women = ((Evil)^1/2)^2

Women = Evil

With simple Algebra, we can conclude that women are evil.