Thursday, December 18, 2008

Elf uprising against Santa Claus?

Thursday, December 18, 2008

In my last post I put thoughts of Santa Claus being a slave master over his elves, but I didn't go into much detail besides mentioning it. So now it gets it's own post.
If Father Christmas is a slave owner over his elves then he isn't much of a saint now is he? The thought of it may cause laughter in some, but the issue is very serious. The moral we are teaching children of it's o.k. to enslave a society of people that are shorter than you, can withstand extreme temperatures, and have the diligence of Jamaican fingers; that moral isn't right, even the weird short people should be able to free, not kept only to Kris Kringle!
The movies have always shown what people want to believe of Santa's little workers: joyous, happy, excited to build toys for the children of the world, but I see the truth in it all... Santa keeps them enslaved to build toys for who he thinks are the good little boys and girls, which continues into a worse quality of dictatorship! and communism!
The big man has to have a red suit to keep the blood stains from showing, not because of some magical representation. The man in the blood stained suit is a slave owner, dictator, and communist, why should we all support him?
So I ask everyone to fight against Santa and his slavery of the elves, and if you are one of his slaves that just happened to escape to the internet for help and you found this post, comment a reply for help and we, the people in the real world will help in any way imaginable....

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