True Blood

I love the fact I have Comcast a DVR cause I have watched so many first seasons during this begining of summer break.  One of which was True Blood, right before the new seaon starts.  I have a couple of annoyances with the characters though, but that denotes a good show.

Sookie: WTF kind of name is that for a chaste southern belle?  Well at least until she becomes a "fang banger."  Really though, when Bill calls her name out multiple times in quick secession, I feel like I'm watching a Japanese porn.  My other issue is that she is a tease.  "But she gave it up to the vampire!"  She gave that much up, but still strings along Sam as well, so she's not that great.

 

Jason: A kind-hearted horny bastard.  A hypocrite on a large scale, but not the worst in the bunch.

Sam: The lover boy.  Stuck on Sookie, even though he's smashing her best friend, Tara.  I find it ironic that he likes to turns into a dog.  He lives in a trailer, but has stacks of money just wasting away, getting lonely in a safe.  He could get the one he wants, just needs to pay a certain waitress a bit

 more, like a certain bar tender.

Tara: My favorite character cause she doesn't take **** from anyone.  Other than the loud mouth and her being extremely gullible, she's fine.  I still don't understand how a fake witch doctor can get you to cough up over $8000, but what a price tag on being healthy?  Then following what's-her-face to a mansion, and living with her...I'm still waiting for the catch.

Lafayette: He's gay, proud of the fact, deals drugs, is a camera whore, a regular whore, and the list continues.  I'm amazed he was walking around for as long as he was.

Bill: He's just being strung along by Sookie.  Really, him and Sam need to go out and get some together and both get over Sookie.  The other thing he needs to stop doing is calling her name out 20 in a row, "Sookie sookie sookie" ends up sounding like "SukiSukiSukiSuki," which sounds like a porn, granted Jason makes the show a soft core porn anyways.

Those are the main characters of True Blood, trust me the Sheriff and his detective are obnoxious as well.  This post reminded me why I hate using multiple pictures within my posts...it just doesn't work well with blogger.