The Night the V-cards are Given Away

Prom is supposed to be that magical party night where it is very easy to have a female's dress get lifted up. There are a sequence of events to lead to the next morning, but those vary between schools. The results are similar across the board, from true stories to the movies, getting lucky (in terms of the teenage virgin mindset). Most people view prom as a guaranteed night of having sex.

No one really cares for the origin of prom - simply because it reminds people of the British ******** that pressured our American colonies - but those looking to get laid always look forward to it.  For most, if you have a date, you and them will end up together at the end of the night.  Hopefully, not stuck together at the end of the year for another reason, ie. preggers.

As traditions go through high school, there is now "Grad Bash" then prom.  Where Grad Bash is the prequel of prom for everyone to see how loose people will get during prom.  If you are lucky, prom gets even worse...depending on the side of the glass you peer from.  But for the chaperones, prom can turn ugly, though that usually happens the next day, when you wake up next to "Coyote Ugly."

But for the night of, everyone looks nice, and hopefully it is a good time for all.  Except the nerds who decide to play WoW or go to Japanese festivals.

Prom has many ideas, other than sex, entailed within it, such as after parties.  Though each brings about the end result anyways.

New Word!

Put-put (n.) pronounced putt twice: any motor vehicle that is smaller than a tiny Sedan and is potentially a piece of crap within two years

Some examples:

• Golf Carts
• Segway
• Vespas

New Word!

I have certain words that will just come to mind during situations that aren't so clear within understanding, or just plain out aren't real.  So why not make some blog posts about them?

Ignotz (adj, n): one who acts foolish and stupid; to act foolish, stupid

Usually ignotz would be used as a noun, such as: Quit being an ignotz, that's your friend's mother.

Gangstas and Trekkies

Yes, I did go watch the movie "Star Trek." And there were Trekkies attending, as bad as that was, I found a few connections between Trekkies and the average gangsta.
The most outstanding thing between the two is that they enjoy throwing up their gang signs. The Vulcan sign (which I feel very geeky for even knowing at this point) is the Trekkie gang sign, go to a "Star Trek" convention and put it up, guaranteed the true Trekkies will have their hands up too. Similarly, gangs always throw some sign for their gang or hood they're representing; especially pictures, they might not smile, but a sign will be present.
Both gangs and Trekkies have uniforms. As Bloods claim the color red, and Crips claim blue, Trekkies claim the strange colors that can only match with black tight pants. When a gang member walks in the streets, you can tell he or she is in a gang. When a Trekkie walks in the streets, you can tell he or she is a Trekkie.
There are initiations to join gangs, not too sure about Trekkies, but I think to have watched all of the "Star Trek" episodes and thoroughly know the Trek universe inside and out.  Sure it's most likely less dangerous than joining a gang, but I'm sure it's just as time consuming if not more so.

I'm sure those with more intimate knowledge of either side can find more comparisons, but this is what I leave between Trekkies and gangstas.

Old People

Old people are a funny grouping of people.  Not only all the experience you could learn from them, but just some of the actions they perform.  Some examples of funny old people would be:

• Tricked-Out Golf Carts: Towards the central and northern parts of Florida you can find towns where old people pimp their golf carts like ghetto people trick out their cars.  So it's funny to see an old white guy driving a candy paint golf cart with chrome rims - what does a golf cart need rims for, let alone chrome (I had to ask the guy) - and a pair of fuzzy dice hanging from a rear-view mirror - a rear view mirror!? there's no point!  
• Extra Slow Old Drivers: As long as they aren't driving in front of you, slow old drivers is funny to watch them crawl on I-95 to the 595 ramp.  Which makes me wonder if they should be allowed to still drive cause the only reason for any person to go that slow is that you can't see - which could be caused by many thing: drugs, alcohol, blindness, etc.
• Extra Fast Old Drivers: I'm nosy when people speed passed me, I look straight into the car.  This makes it funnier when a  really old wrinkly person is flying passed me like they have a death wish, breaking the stigma as well.  It's worse when an old driver cuts you off by a slim margin.

Old people are funny, very funny.  Makes me hope that's how I'll be when I get old and wrinkly.

I'm the Epitome of Lazy

Today was the showed this to me.  Got home and slept all day.  Nice Friday though.

Mothers' Day

For most people Mothers' Day is a very big deal, I know for me it is.  It seems to me that Mother's' Day is much more advertised than Fathers' Day. Wonder why that is...a few of my thoughts:

• Women as a whole are unappreciated within society, so the only way for a female to be accepted into good favor with society is to give birth to a male heir.  Sure that's going way back, but if Mothers' Day was to celebrate the fact of, it would bring along more incentive.
• The many many hours of pushing and shoving of your big head through a tiny flexible hole.  Needless to say there are other ways of coming out of your mother today, but way back when, that's all there was...watch Roots, there's a scene of that happening.
• Most fathers today leave.  It is easy for a man to leave his child and it's mother, leaving the mother to raise the child solely.  Because this happens, mothers are given extra credit for raising a successful son, if you listen to just about any rapper who recieves any kind of award in any kind of award show - I don't care if it's Lil' Wayne at the CMA's winning Male Vocalist of the Year - he or she will always thank his or her mother first.

Just some thought upon Mothers' Day, stick around might do a Fathers' Day one too when it comes around.  But I doubt it, till I get a git that is.

Hunting

• There are many ways to hunt. As it stands white people are most receptive to hunting, something about searching for an animal that drives us crazy.  The only thing I can't understand is having to cover yourself in piss, because to me it seems that if you don't shower for two weeks you'll smell about the same, without having to be urinated upon.  The camo, special guns for different game, and getting up very early all make sense.
• The camo is so that the animals don't notice you.
• The different guns have specific ranges of shot, and have different levels of power.  Why would you use a pea-shooter for a moose?
• Most animals are only active in the morning, and what fun is killing a sleeping animal?

Through all the different types of hunting from large game, small game, birds, fish, all the way to women, each has the basic prinnciple of not getting caught.  Should you be noticed your prey will run.

You may be wondering why is this principle the same with women.  Wouldn't you like to let the woman know that you are there, instead of following her like a creepy stalker?  Well within Hoe Hunting, you do not want to let the woman know that you trying to get with her.  She should be oblivious to the fact that you waited for her to sink your game into, among other things.  Everything should be natural within the setting, just as when hunting an animal, you wait patiently and let the prey come to you in their natural setting.  Simply you set the stage, they take the bait.  Whether they bite or not is how cautious they are.

There are some rules and regulations of hoe hunting, that follow regular hunting, but I'm much too lazy to get that far.  So happy hunting if you are up for it!

I'm Skipping Days Already

Yes, I am a very inconsistant type of blogger.  As the last post stated, I am legal.  Surprisingly I did not recieve any birthday licks this year, which is the best type of birthday, the one without producing bruises.  Well, that's not why I skipped out on my count down.

22 Days till Graduation.....13 "supposed days" of school.

Almost Done

The final days are finally here!!!  Well for me, my count down starts.  Within 1 day left of "technically" being 17 years of age, I'm counting down till Graduation.  It's a strange time to start, but why not be different?

This week was a breeze to put it simply.  Yea others would complain about taking AP tests, but I don't do too badly on them, and this year after they're done I go out for lunch (to hell w/ the haters....I know some of you), go home and sleep.  So far I've taken three of four exams, and feel alright about two of them.  

With one more test on Tuesday, I'm saving studying - if I study at all - for possibly Sunday and Monday night, the weekend is for lots of partying.  Yes, I'm going to do some stupid things to celebrate that half-way coming of age, but hopefully strippers are as fun as they seem, and are rumored to be.  I will find out.

  If not maybe prostitutes would be more worth while, as illegal as it may be....

Can't Sleep

Tonight I cannot sleep, which is horrible since I have a test bright and early tomorrow...ugh.  Anyways as the high school year ends, the future approaches and what comes with it has yet to be seen.  So many people have their own input, and ideas, but where do you look?  Should you even follow someone else's path?  Go down a road that is not your own?  Or would you make it your own, by changing a direction or two, yet still making it to the same goal point?

These questions and many more have had me quite stressed lately.  Which is strange since most things won't bother me too much, as impatient as I really am.  I feel myself ready to commit to stupider things and actions, without thinking of the reprecussions.  Even with my birthday coming up I'm not sure if I'm even ready for that.  Through the week I'll make my way, as I always do - at least I don't have a test on my birthday, unlike last year.

College seems to be the next big step for me after the summer, hopefully my head will clear up and will be ready for the Fall.  And I'm looking to pass at least two of these AP tests, but we shall see what I can really do as the time nears.

Hopefully this will put me to sleep.....probably not.