You Just Lost THE GAME

The end of the world is near.......a group of geeks have created an iPhone application to count your losses of the game......ugh. The reviews are truly mixed from people who don't have any idea of what they are talking about, and others who love it and still don't quite understand the game, but enjoy it anyway. This application has given the game a scoring system, and tracks your rank between the other users who have discovered the end of the world.
So if you own an iPod touch or an iPhone, I suggest you get this app, lose the game, then get back up and continue to lose, while bringing down your closest relations..........

Life is like a Strip Club?........

Yes life is like a strip club in quite a few ways......my friend told me this, but she had no just reasons for the fact......so........here are some of mine after consideration.....

Life is like a strip club in the fact as you lower your boundaries mentally to show who you are, it's like taking off the clothes of your personality - though you aren't taking them off physically, so it might not be as sexy, but can always be equally if not more disturbing.
Life is like a strip club in that people will be gawking at you judging your movements whether it be your parents, teacher, boss, or the public itself, and if you become famous, the ones watching your steps are the ones throwing money at you.
Life is like a strip club in that things that happen within the darkness stay there, snorting coke, passin' the dutch, etc. is all done within a strip club, but where no one looks - besides come on who doesn't want to be under the influence and see some titties that don't belong to them?

So here's a little bit of how life is like a strip club, I'm sure there are more, but they just haven't caught on yet...

Elf uprising against Santa Claus?

In my last post I put thoughts of Santa Claus being a slave master over his elves, but I didn't go into much detail besides mentioning it. So now it gets it's own post.
If Father Christmas is a slave owner over his elves then he isn't much of a saint now is he? The thought of it may cause laughter in some, but the issue is very serious. The moral we are teaching children of it's o.k. to enslave a society of people that are shorter than you, can withstand extreme temperatures, and have the diligence of Jamaican fingers; that moral isn't right, even the weird short people should be able to free, not kept only to Kris Kringle!
The movies have always shown what people want to believe of Santa's little workers: joyous, happy, excited to build toys for the children of the world, but I see the truth in it all... Santa keeps them enslaved to build toys for who he thinks are the good little boys and girls, which continues into a worse quality of dictatorship! and communism!
The big man has to have a red suit to keep the blood stains from showing, not because of some magical representation. The man in the blood stained suit is a slave owner, dictator, and communist, why should we all support him?
So I ask everyone to fight against Santa and his slavery of the elves, and if you are one of his slaves that just happened to escape to the internet for help and you found this post, comment a reply for help and we, the people in the real world will help in any way imaginable....

Ol' Saint Nick

There have been many tales of jolly ol' Santa Claus, but why did he become such a grand craze throughout the world? Santa Claus has been throughout the years a social icon, but did he climb through the ranks by ways of advertisement? sexual stigma? blackmail? or has the folklore behind him carried him through his years?

Some history on Santa Claus so you can know what I know and my point becomes clear.....
Santa History Santa History 2


From the sources given it seems pretty clear that folklore brought Kris Kringle some ways, but until about the 19th century when Americans brought capitalism a new outlook on advertising. Since then, there have been many songs, poems, and spin-off stories of the "jolly old elf". But is that why he stays alive in today's society?
Businesses use Father Christmas to bring along young blood to buy their products, and make it more irresistible by lowering prices, but does that drive the legend of the big man in the red suit? Parents take advantage of a child's behavior by black-mailing them that Santa won't come bring them presents for Christmas should they not behave - which gives them peace from Black Friday till December 26th. The sexiness factor of the man in the red suit is evident from such songs as "Santa Baby" and "I saw Mommy Kissing Santa".
I find Santa lives through such means, especially the black-mail of against little out-of-control kids. The tales created about Kris Kringle have simply been for entertainment purposes, as well as to make money.... But Santa Claus to me has many, many forms - from the sensual, "Come sit on Santa's lap", to the magical flying reindeer that stir sales at stores.

This is my basic outline of Santa Clauses

• Folklore of generous saint
  
• Advertisement to promote sales
• Black-mail to control "out-of-control" children (and so the parents have some sanity)
• Sex icon (Enzyme commercials & some suggestive songs)
• Entertainment
• Slave master (the only accepted form of slavery today)

Ghetto Handbook

This is a little something I had found while cruising through the web's hood sections.......lmao

THE GHETTO PART OF THE WEB

A funny handbook that was distributed around schools in Houston, but the ideas behind the book are astounding. Even funnier is that half the words aren't even used within current lingo, it could be the fact of it being a year old, but I don't think things would change that much. My guess is it was a little white suburban kid trying to be cool, or rip off a couple bucks, who wrote it because if you check the last page it sites its sources. And white kids love Urbandictionary.....haha.

Sex in the middle of class!?

Recently it has come to my attention the fact of sex in the middle of class. I have always known of some people's life decisions and doin' the nasty during school, even on school grounds, but DAMN! Are you really that incapable of controlling yourself that you have to have sexual contact during class while the teacher is teaching!? There have been many middle school incidents in the past starting from before the millennium, and the bracelets to show off how slutty you are will always be in style to the prepubescent students.
I'm not gonna lie, some things in middle school I did partake in, but nothing to extreme measures of whipping things out for another (I tried to have at least some respect- for myself). Students are being expelled because their lack of regard towards decency within an institution of education, even if it is only sexual contact that's still wrong..............or possibly my morals are too strict.................but I think not.

Some links of older stories - from teachers and students, to students in the classroom

http://www.click2houston.com/news/14284329/detail.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1203041lafave1.html
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/article862187.ece
http://www.gossipboulevard.com/2008/03/14/middle-school-teacher-stephanie-marie-ragusa-charged-for-sex-with-14-year-old-student/3136/
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/mostpopular/news-article.aspx?storyid=77513&provider=top
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/education/stories/DN-sunnyvale_17met.ART0.North.Edition1.4ddd88c.html
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.music.michael-jackson/browse_thread/thread/3797524ae971091a
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/18235548/detail.html?rss=atl&psp=news#-

If you actually checked out the links provided: I was wondering if sex scandals within the school system mainly happen if Florida and Texas????? Or is it that these states only put out the information of their horny teens????