Purgatory

That's how I feel right now, in the middle of everything.  Though I'm 18, graduated from high school, and even taken some college classes, I still feel young.  There are many things that I am still, and I still have growing up to do.  Thus, I feel in a state of pugatory.  Seated in the middle, I'm an adult when people choose me to be.  I do something wrong, I'm an adult.  I want to stay out all night, I'm young.

I'm ready for college at some parts, but others I'd rather do without.  Similarly I look forward to the privileges, but shun the reprecussions.  Maybe I should just sit back and chill.  And truly sit within purgatory.  Let life pass by.  Then clense myself for college.  In the direction of acting right, and commiting to obligations, not so much prayer...as that is another subject and would screw up the analogy.

I guess that's just how life goes...probably should stop staying up late for starters...naw it's still Summer, gotta keep my internal party alive. LOL

The Aroma of Va-Ja-Ja

What I have noticed through my adventures of being single, and beiong in a relationship and back again is that more females are attracted to you when you are dating someone.  I want to get to the bottom of why?  Yes, I have posted before posing this question, now I have a proposed answer.  Of course my thoughts are both Fruedian driven, and is incorrectly backed by Darwinism.  

It is already known that scents can help cause sexual attraction,  and if you don't believe me trust some scholars, K. Grammer, B. Fink, N. Neave, R. Thornhill, and there are some others (don't feel like bithering through Google Scholar).  But which sent is the culprit?  The scholars call it the pheromone, but I think it is something else.  I blame it on the smell of the female reproductive organ.

I think there is an aroma that is emitted from the lower region of a female, and not one that stinks like the toilet, that stains a male's clothes for (excuse the language) hoes to pick up on.  When you are single, count the number of females that flirt with you.  Then get into a relationship, and count the women who hit on you.  You'll end up with a skewed distribution, with the relationship hits much higher. 

Some how, against all odds, when your one and only is in deep passion for you, she leaves a scented mark of likeable for others to track you down.  This would explain why males would take advantage of this.  If you are being bombarded by so much temptation, that your girlfriend marked you with, why fight it?  Just join in.  The smart man plays with the hand he is delt, and females set their man up for failure.  Sure one could say he is being tested to see whether he is a upstanding mate for his woman, but of course, as I'm going to vouch for my guys, the women are out to get us.  They are diabolical creatures.  Whether testing or tempting, each has a key part to take the man down.

The aroma of the women's trade mark is very powerful; men: beware of this aroma when you have become a boyfriend, women: you are horrible for setting men up for failure with your secret aroma.

Do We Walk in the Homeless' House??

While being in Miami tonight, there were - and still are - many homeless that walk, eat, sleep, and live within the streets.  Not the type of go run around from person to person selling drugs.  But watching people walk by holding out an empty cup asking for change.

Anyways, My mother and I saw some guy peeing onto a building, and of course as the teenager I am, I bust out laughing.  She tells me, "Well technically we are in his house."  Could this be true?

According to Merriam-Webster home is one's place of residence, and a house is a building that serves as a living quarters for one or a few families.  So really we all intrude in some hobo's home, but not his or her house.  Similarly we shar

e the same home with a hobo, even if they don't have a problem peeing on the side of a building.  Or perhaps, the guy was marking his territory like a dog would, but that's improbable.

Another thought: If home is where the heart is, and your heart is in the streets, does that make you homeless?

Happy Thanksgiving

I believe Thanksgiving is essential for our culture. Not as a biological need - who needs 7000 more calories in their diet for a day, but as to prepare people for the next month. The timing of Thanksgiving cannot be more planned out and strategic, because once December hits all hell breaks loose. The holiday rush is on. They even have "Black Friday" the day after Thanksgiving, the best day of sales throughout the year!
The turkey and stuffing isn't to give you the "itis" and let be lazy for a day, it's to get you prepared to go out and fight for that last "Barbie" doll or "Nintendo Wii"! Eating turkey makes people tired for the most part, and most families eat lots and lots of food, maybe even a little alcohol consumption, this fills up people's stomach and sets people up to go to bed at 7 instead of 12 in the morning; allowing people to get the early rise to run to the stores and grab what they can for what the stores call a "low low price". Families stock up on fat so that they go on days without eating what they usually do, while they go run the stores for presents.
There is another reason for Thanksgiving, and as to why it's called Thanks-Giving. Morally people are preparing themselves to become the meanest and ugliest froms of themselves that is socially acceptable. Humanity would not be humane during the holiday rush if it were not for Thanksgiving. People must clean their slate with their conscience, which may be a god or friends and family, before they go out and fight for what they want to get other people. Every year the little ones learn to prepare themselves, and clean their moral slates so they can ask Santa for everything they desire.
The creators of Thanksgiving, whether it be the pilgrims or not, had a plan, possibly not this one, but they decided for good reasons to pick a day to eat a whole lot more, so for the next month they could work longer to give presents to their little ones, passing down the torch until today. We have mutated Thanksgiving to help us culturally to help pass the days of the holiday rush, where people are them worst selves.

"I Make It Rain"

Tonight something occurred to me as I was bowling with friends. The song "Low" was on and at about the part of "...She was worth the money...", I understood why "making it rain" in the club is so damn popular; it makes the regular club into a strip joint. By throwing money all over the floor in the middle of the club a person no longer has to settle for a lap dance, and feel disgusted for going to a titty bar. Before a man had to be looked at in a crude light when he walked into a gentleman's club and spent hundreds of dollars within its haven, but by throwing random bills in a club full of people, a man can spend less money and still get some action without having to feel ashamed for himself.
The popularity of making it rain is growing, allowing guys to treat normal, respectable women like hoes (not that it wasn't going to happen regardless, hell if a female is willing to dry hump in front of strangers on a stranger, I'm pretty sure its safe to assume she's looking for a one night ordeal). Our culture is changing the perspective of brothels, only women sell themselves and men buy them in different ways than before. Such as throwing ones at a crowd to make a female believe a man has lots of money, he's buying her (falsely) and she's selling herself by throwing herself onto the man's body to get him in the mood (which wouldn't be too hard as that was his intention because he threw some money at people).
To make things more interesting would be to throw monopoly money, or the fake money from the dollar store that little kids can play with. Or better yet, having a gallon of silver change and pennies, then the rain would drop as rain, but hurt like hell.