Hunting

• There are many ways to hunt. As it stands white people are most receptive to hunting, something about searching for an animal that drives us crazy.  The only thing I can't understand is having to cover yourself in piss, because to me it seems that if you don't shower for two weeks you'll smell about the same, without having to be urinated upon.  The camo, special guns for different game, and getting up very early all make sense.
• The camo is so that the animals don't notice you.
• The different guns have specific ranges of shot, and have different levels of power.  Why would you use a pea-shooter for a moose?
• Most animals are only active in the morning, and what fun is killing a sleeping animal?

Through all the different types of hunting from large game, small game, birds, fish, all the way to women, each has the basic prinnciple of not getting caught.  Should you be noticed your prey will run.

You may be wondering why is this principle the same with women.  Wouldn't you like to let the woman know that you are there, instead of following her like a creepy stalker?  Well within Hoe Hunting, you do not want to let the woman know that you trying to get with her.  She should be oblivious to the fact that you waited for her to sink your game into, among other things.  Everything should be natural within the setting, just as when hunting an animal, you wait patiently and let the prey come to you in their natural setting.  Simply you set the stage, they take the bait.  Whether they bite or not is how cautious they are.

There are some rules and regulations of hoe hunting, that follow regular hunting, but I'm much too lazy to get that far.  So happy hunting if you are up for it!

Project 365 (4/365)..........Heat Game

Well tonight I watch Heat and Hornets play at the American Airlines Arena.  Since I support both teams, I decided to root for the home team.  Unfortunately we lost, 93-87 in overtime, but I did get pictures for today.

This is just a funny picture.  My brother is not only looking like he's picking my nose, but he actually is trying to pick my nose.  So that's the result, a giant foam finger placed in my face for a pict

ure.  This is during half-time at the arena, for those who may be skeptical.

The next picture is of the jump ball at the beginning of over-time.  I tried and failed at the opening of the game, so I settled for the next best thing.  If you're w

ith me, you can say that's it's even more important cause it's overtime, and not the beginning.  "It's not you're entrance, but ytou're exit that everyone remembers," forgot who said it, but ti's true.

Well this is how the Heat left their arena tonight.  Losing the game by six in over-time.  Well at least good-job Hornets.

Favorite part of the game would most definately be when O'Neal smacked the ball straight out of the direction of the hoop onto the backboard, wish I got a picture of that. (Probably be able to find tomorrow online....)

Mascots

Mascots.....(I have no idea how to begin this.....so I guess I'll have to dive right in)

How cool are mascots really?  Depending on you're perception of them a mascot can be the dork or the coolest thing around.  For me, I'd like to try out for a position like that.  It has plenty of benefits for me to seem feasable:

• Go to games (basketball, football, etc.) free
• Extend your social network - especially the cheerleaders
• You get to be on TV without needing to be seen

Some of these may seem negative to some people.  Who wants to go to a stupid football game?  Cheerleaders, blea, who needs those bunch of bimbos?  Why am I gonna go out to be seen on TV when no one will know it's me?  I find each part of them advantages.  I enjoy watching football, basketball, and many sports games.  If cheerleaders are bimbos, there are many advantages to that, not saying to wife one but to gain some experience that will be needed for later...possibly.  Getting prime seating and help encourage people sounds like a fun job, but for the some what shy, it's better to keep the mask on.

So depending on your outlook a mascot could be a good or bad position for you.

Sports and Sex......There is a Connection

As I was watching the World Cup Qualifier match between El Savlvador and the U.S., the annoucner - who was not Mexican because I was watching it on ESPN and not Telemundo - stated, "This is what the U.S. team needed to do in the first 20-30 minutes of the game: penetrate with energy.  To get in a nd move the ball."  Now being the person I am, I couldn't help but think of how sexually oriented that sounded.  "Penetrate with energy"......just something every guy wants to do, why just penetrate?  By the time he hits that point he'll have plenty of energy - unless he's really old, and needs his blue diamond.

Pondering about this some more, all sports have some type of sexual personae to them.  In almost all sports, there is some type of penetration: wrestling, boxing, MMA all have to penetrate the opponents space; baseball has penetration of the strike zone; soccer, basketball, and football have penetration of the defense to the other end of the field or court.  There's also the connotation of catching balls, blocking balls, and saving balls.

Don't hold most known sports to be the only sexual connections: golf has a person hold a long club to control; hockey has the bigger guys smash into the smaller ones (some what like jail in the movies); rugby puts other players on their shoulders to catch the ball; polo has the player riding a horse to hit a ball with a woden stick.  So many sports have a sexual connections hidden within them, not purposely, but they are there none the less.  Enjoy.

Hip-Hop DX

Looking around for some new music and I found some irony upon my searches.  I was listening to a Rick Ross diss song, and as an ad was a chance to party with none other than Ricky Ross himself.  Here is a link if you can get the ad to pop up.  Hip-Hop DX has provided many leaks to fans, and now they include ironic situations as well.

You Just Lost THE GAME

The end of the world is near.......a group of geeks have created an iPhone application to count your losses of the game......ugh. The reviews are truly mixed from people who don't have any idea of what they are talking about, and others who love it and still don't quite understand the game, but enjoy it anyway. This application has given the game a scoring system, and tracks your rank between the other users who have discovered the end of the world.
So if you own an iPod touch or an iPhone, I suggest you get this app, lose the game, then get back up and continue to lose, while bringing down your closest relations..........