The April Fools I Got

So this is the April Fools Day surprise for me, the only one of the day.  Coming from Stetson University telling me that yesterday was me day.  No it really wasn't.  I got stuck in English class learning about how to use the Library's internet page.  How illiterate do you have to be to not read what's on the page?  Not to mention that every page is linked in 25 different ways.  See it for yourself.  Since I don't care to do a tour of the self-explanitory, I went ahead and check through my known sites that are credible.  And with my luck my pompous teacher felt the need to show me the path to enlightenment of the NSU online library that has medical information - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - even more so when my research project is on the history of computer science.  What does the medical information of NSU have to do to help me with my project?  The next issue he has with me is the fact of Google Scholar, because the name "Google" is not credible.  Mr. StoneAge was brought up to about 2006, possibly 2007 because of my carelessness to go over something I already know, and thankyou to the librarian who knows about something.  Only good thing was that I got to leave early.

To continue with my April Fools happening, I was entered into a contest that I didn't enter into.  Which was semi-awkward as I didn't even dress up to the event.  But it doesn't really matter too much, didn't win anything.  So Stetson got me great with their "Today's your day, Kyle!"

Inspiraion from the Amazon La'Shondra

So my friend sent me a text message joke that becomes a virus from phone to phone.  Anyways here's the joke:

A boy catches his dad doing [having sex] his mom.  His dad notices the boy and winks at him, then continues.  The next day the dad catches the boy doing [having sex] the boy's grandmother.  The boy turns and says, "Not so funny when it's your mom, huh?"

End joke.

So my friend and I begin talking anout what we would do in this situation, she would probably end up becoming a stripper to give her father a meesage, "You ****** up raising me."  I figured I would follow suit with the sjoke a little more, and jizz on his favorite possession.  As gross as it sounds you can use a similar witty saying as in the joke, "It's not so funny when it's all over something you love."  Sure your dad would be pissy for a little bit, but he'll think about winking to you.  Another consequence would be that he might not shake your hand either (this goes for both sexes). 

St. Patrick's Day!!!

Everyone should be ready for tomorrow/today (depending when you're reading this), because it's one of the few acceptable holidays where getting drunk in public isn't such a bad thing - as long as you're not an a******.  St. Patrick's Day, a time for the Irish, when the beer comes out, and the "Kiss Me" pins come to great use.  Young boys taste their first drink, or are inviting their friends over for drunken parties!  The bars should be packed for St. Patrick and whatever he did, but there's always a good reason to drink and be with friends.  And of course the time honored tradition of pinching the people who don't support the festive drinking.  I shall definitely par-take in these festivities, with fun and natural joy in the atmosphere it plans to be a good day.