New Word!!

This is a new word that my friend made up.

Treahumor

(or it could be spelled) Tre-a-humor

(adj, n)- to describe ideology that is pothetically stupid, ideology pothetically stupid

Use it in return of a dumb joke or a question that has previously been answered but isn't rhetorical.  Such as : "You have that tre-a-humor, don't you?"  Attempt to not overuse the word or use it to add insult to injury, cause that's just cruel. 

True Blood

I love the fact I have Comcast a DVR cause I have watched so many first seasons during this begining of summer break.  One of which was True Blood, right before the new seaon starts.  I have a couple of annoyances with the characters though, but that denotes a good show.

Sookie: WTF kind of name is that for a chaste southern belle?  Well at least until she becomes a "fang banger."  Really though, when Bill calls her name out multiple times in quick secession, I feel like I'm watching a Japanese porn.  My other issue is that she is a tease.  "But she gave it up to the vampire!"  She gave that much up, but still strings along Sam as well, so she's not that great.

 

Jason: A kind-hearted horny bastard.  A hypocrite on a large scale, but not the worst in the bunch.

Sam: The lover boy.  Stuck on Sookie, even though he's smashing her best friend, Tara.  I find it ironic that he likes to turns into a dog.  He lives in a trailer, but has stacks of money just wasting away, getting lonely in a safe.  He could get the one he wants, just needs to pay a certain waitress a bit

 more, like a certain bar tender.

Tara: My favorite character cause she doesn't take **** from anyone.  Other than the loud mouth and her being extremely gullible, she's fine.  I still don't understand how a fake witch doctor can get you to cough up over $8000, but what a price tag on being healthy?  Then following what's-her-face to a mansion, and living with her...I'm still waiting for the catch.

Lafayette: He's gay, proud of the fact, deals drugs, is a camera whore, a regular whore, and the list continues.  I'm amazed he was walking around for as long as he was.

Bill: He's just being strung along by Sookie.  Really, him and Sam need to go out and get some together and both get over Sookie.  The other thing he needs to stop doing is calling her name out 20 in a row, "Sookie sookie sookie" ends up sounding like "SukiSukiSukiSuki," which sounds like a porn, granted Jason makes the show a soft core porn anyways.

Those are the main characters of True Blood, trust me the Sheriff and his detective are obnoxious as well.  This post reminded me why I hate using multiple pictures within my posts...it just doesn't work well with blogger.

Summer

For students at any level, Summer is the break of all breaks.  Three months pf not having to do a thing...school wise.  Usually it is my time to not care about my normal life back at home, as I am usually not there.

Summer can mean time at the beach, time to get service hours completed, time to catch up with old pals, time to get a job and spend your own cash, time to party.  How ever you spend it, everyone loves it (except for the Chinese, the only culture I know of that has year-round schooling for all students - probably why they kick our ass in SATs).

First thoughts about Summer is vacation, of course.  The second, it's hot as the devil's underwear, in South Florida it gets extra sticky from the humidity, whereas in California it stays dry and uncomfortable.  The climate change from being tilted a few more degrees closer to the sun can be dreadful, that's why Spring and Fall rule as far as climate goes.  But Summer has it's break through it's break, and it gives kids something to look forward to at the end of the school year.

Graduation

All 13 years pf the schooling I have been through are closing.  The basic skills learned over these years has been a whole lot.  Should I be excited?  Yea, probably.  Am I?  Not really.

I love it when people ask me if I'm excited to finally be done with high school, cause come on, who doesn't want to be done with a structured schedule, and being herded between classes by the bell system?  For me graduation from high school is only a stepping stone.  For others it seems as if they have made it.  As if they accomplished a grand scheme against the system.  I feel stuck in the system still, but it's loosening up it's reigns a bit.  Once I'm out of college though, I have a feeling things will only go down hill unless I make something out of myself.  Or manipulate the system.

"Knowledge is Freedom"...first time I heard this was from Papoose of all people.  13 years of school, pretty ******* liberating.  Yet after all these years, in order to have any type of well off life, more than just flipping patties, you must have a degree., meaning more school.  UGH.

So as I see it, graduating doesn't mean any big accomplishment, but another holiday to celebrate and a reason to change schools.

Even worse, graduation is another event for a large crowd to gather and support a class.  It's worse because the valedictorian and saluditorian both speak in front of this crowd, so when they are bad speakers...it's a bad graduation.  Or it's bad when only the student speakers make an impression on the audience, and the rest of the speakers are like Homer Simpson..."Uhhhhh..." and "DOH!"  So that makes me not a fan of such events.

So toss your hats up for them apples.

The Night the V-cards are Given Away

Prom is supposed to be that magical party night where it is very easy to have a female's dress get lifted up. There are a sequence of events to lead to the next morning, but those vary between schools. The results are similar across the board, from true stories to the movies, getting lucky (in terms of the teenage virgin mindset). Most people view prom as a guaranteed night of having sex.

No one really cares for the origin of prom - simply because it reminds people of the British ******** that pressured our American colonies - but those looking to get laid always look forward to it.  For most, if you have a date, you and them will end up together at the end of the night.  Hopefully, not stuck together at the end of the year for another reason, ie. preggers.

As traditions go through high school, there is now "Grad Bash" then prom.  Where Grad Bash is the prequel of prom for everyone to see how loose people will get during prom.  If you are lucky, prom gets even worse...depending on the side of the glass you peer from.  But for the chaperones, prom can turn ugly, though that usually happens the next day, when you wake up next to "Coyote Ugly."

But for the night of, everyone looks nice, and hopefully it is a good time for all.  Except the nerds who decide to play WoW or go to Japanese festivals.

Prom has many ideas, other than sex, entailed within it, such as after parties.  Though each brings about the end result anyways.

New Word!

Put-put (n.) pronounced putt twice: any motor vehicle that is smaller than a tiny Sedan and is potentially a piece of crap within two years

Some examples:

• Golf Carts
• Segway
• Vespas

New Word!

I have certain words that will just come to mind during situations that aren't so clear within understanding, or just plain out aren't real.  So why not make some blog posts about them?

Ignotz (adj, n): one who acts foolish and stupid; to act foolish, stupid

Usually ignotz would be used as a noun, such as: Quit being an ignotz, that's your friend's mother.